Saturday, May 17, 2008

Millard Bennett - How to Get People to Think and Act Favorably With You


Millard Bennett - How to Get People to Think and Act Favorably With You

I'm not satisfied with my status in life. I wish to be great, powerful and respected. This translates to I want to make more money, get hot women to fawn all over me and to get people to agree with me on my ideas and views on life. I want to accomplish all of these things and be a pillar of the community. If not, at least I would like to have the hot women. For some reason, the ladies don't seem to be impressed when I mention that I write a blog. When I tell them it's not just any average what-I-did-this-afternoon what-I-ate-for-lunch blah blah blah type of blog, but a blog that posts records from remarkable people like Jimmy Swaggart, Jack Van Impe, Barrie Konicov, and one of my heroes, Dr. Michael Dean among other obscure records like that Canine Heart Sounds record, the ladies aren't still impressed. They usually have puzzled looks on their faces. Come to think of it, yesterday at lunch, I ate from the buffet at a nice Chinese restaurant somewhere in downtown Oklahoma City. The sesame chicken was especially good.

Hopefully, this tape from Mr. Millard Bennett will help me get ahead in life and at least get the hot women to have a brief conversation with me. I have no doubt that Millard is a success in life if he made this tape. Millard comes up with something called the 30/10 power formula. I think it's supposed to be used as a foundation to getting people to think and act favorably with you. The 30/10 power formula goes something like this: 30 minutes a day - 10 minutes to read aloud, 20 minutes to spend in further study reading good literature or to listen to inspiring and informative recordings. According to Mr. Bennett, few people have the persistence to stick with using this formula everyday. That's surprising since this formula sounds easy to use. Since some people are afraid of talking to big shots (i.e. successful people who are esteemed people in the community), Millard said you should read books by notable authors, thinkers and experts in a field of study. That way, after reading the notable authors, thinkers and experts, the big shots aren't really big shots after all. That sounds like good advice. Maybe if I use this 30/10 power formula, the ladies and the big shots won't be too special compared to the renowned authors/thinkers. Perhaps the big shots won't be big shots anymore after I listen to this tape by Millard Bennett and I can live the high life by getting people (including the hot women) to think and act favorably with me. Of course, reality would set in as the big shots have also listened to this tape or similar ones and read the notable authors and thinkers. So, the big shots may be somewhat impressed that you're confident enough to talk to them, but they'll still view you as a peon whose existence is justified so as to make sure the big shots keep living the high life while you go nowhere. The big shots with all of their prestige and personal power won't be thinking and acting favorably with you, you'll be thinking and acting favorably with them. And so it goes.

Tracklisting:  (link will be back soon)

Side A

1. How to Get People to Think and Act Favorably With You side A {30:13}

Side B

1. How to Get People to Think and Act Favorably With You side B {35:12}

1 comment:

  1. Sounds great but i'm not sure that i am ready for notable authors since i can't even figure out how sesame chicken fits into it all.

    If there is hot women involved maybe i should try anyway.

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