Jack Van Impe - Shocking Signs and the End of the Age

Jack Van Impe - Shocking Signs and the End of the Age

released on LP

The end of the world is supposedly only a few days from now. In honor of that occasion, I thought it was about time that I came back here and posted something. What could be more fitting than writing a post featuring the expert on "the end", Jack Van Impe. That prediction was not really one Jack made. They couldn't possibly be right if Jack didn't make that prediction, but I don't want to take any chances just in case those who misinterpreted the Mayan calendar, erm I mean the Mayans happen to be right.

By my count, this will be the 5th Jack Van Impe record on this blog. I guess that's a good thing I already posted 4 other of his records since the end is so close. It makes me sad that I'll never fulfill my dream of collecting all Jack Van Impe records (along with my other dreams of making lots of money, having park benches and stadiums named after me, and owning 4 mansions, 8 luxury cars, and a politician or two to write laws to help fatten my pockets and increase my power).

Sometime while I was away from this blog doing other stuff concerning real life, I learned that Jack Van Impe has a Twitter account. This makes Jack Van Impe as cool as Charlie Sheen and that dude that records shit his dad says. You can read his words of wisdom here.
Oops, I think I made a mistake. That's some other Jack Van Impe. This is the right Twitter account (I think). I'm happy that Jack Van Impe has a Twitter account before the end arrives. I'm happy that Twitter exists before it all ends. How did humankind as a civilization ever get by without Twitter?

I have another Jack Van Impe record. If you're lucky, I can have it posted before the end is here. In the meantime, enjoy this oh so uplifting record about those shocking signs Jack sees including plagues, swinging couples, witches, wizards and necromancers in Germany, horse racing, topless waitresses, LSD and meditation cults, and more.

Tracklisting:

Side One

1.  Shocking Signs and the End of the Age [part one]  {18:45}

Side Two

1.  Shocking Signs and the End of the Age [part two]  {20:11}