Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Helen Gurley Brown - Lessons in Love


Helen Gurley Brown - Lessons in Love

*special thanks to jay strange for this informative record


LP released in 1963


Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.

Before she became the chief editor at
Cosmopolitan magazine for a long time where she transformed the magazine from a not widely read cultural literary magazine to a magazine containing photos of stick thin models and articles about sex positions and dating, Helen Gurley Brown wrote a book called Sex and the Single Girl which became a bestseller in 1962. Much of the book's content was radical for its time and interestingly her husband, the late producer David Brown, was the one who prompted Helen to write a book about her days as a single woman.

Sometime soon after the publication of the book, it was planned by the Crescendo Record Company for Helen to record an album of her reading portions from her book. However, Warner Brothers who was making a movie version of the book at the time, owned the recording rights to the book, so the audio version was nixed. So, Helen came up with new material that resulted in the LP,
Lessons in Love. Each side of the LP contained advice each for men and girls (that's what they're referred to instead of women).

Helen dishes advice on how to discreetly cheat on your wives or husbands (it's only natural and bound to happen, right). Helen offers advice each for secretaries and bosses to maintain relationships in and out of the office. There's hope for midgets , I mean little men, to have success picking up girls. There's even hope for plain or ugly girls to land men as Helen helpfully explains how this is possible. Helen also tells how men can reject a girl and how a girl can reject a man. At the end of each side, in a bit of contradiction from her stance that cheating is okay, Helen explains how a man and a girl can remain faithful and love only his wife or her husband respectively.


So listen to the original Cosmo Girl tell you how to live your love life.


Tracklisting:

Side 1 HOW TO LOVE A GIRL


1. How to Have an Affair and Live Happily Ever After! part 1 {3:58}


2. How to Have an Affair and Live Happily Ever After! part 2 {2:50}

3. How to Behave at Home If You're Misbehaving Away from Home {2:20}


4. Getting the Most from Your Secretary {2:58}


5. Little Man You'll Have a Busy Day {3:13}


6. How to Say No to a Girl {3:18}

7. How to Love Your Wife and Nobody Else {4:09}


Side 2 HOW TO LOVE A MAN


1. How to Love a Man If You Aren't Pretty {6:06}


2. How to Say No to a Man Who... {2:57}


3. Unfaithful Wives' Tales {4:56}


4. How to Love a Boss {2:55}


5. How to Talk to a Man in Bed {4:02}


6. How to Love Your Husband and Nobody Else {3:32}

2 comments:

  1. Listened to it twice... I realized I've heard every single line she offers!!! Classics, one and all...

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  2. Oh my goodness. I need this album! It'll go so well with another one I own, "How to Keep Your Husband Happy."

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