
Dr. Michael Dean - Dr. Michael Dean's Hypnosis Record
Dr. Michael Dean is the "only hypnotist in show business with a legitimate Doctor of Philosophy Degree." That's what the liner notes on the back cover says so it has to be true. On this record, Dr. Dean wants to use the power of hypnotism for more than entertainment purposes. He wants to help you lose weight, remember everything, gain self-confidence, do better at school, stop smoking, etc. Coincidentally, those are things I need help with except for stopping smoking which I do not even bother to think about picking up a cigarette. The eyeball on the cover is key. Look at the eyeball. Dr. Dean wants to help you be happy and successful. Look at the eyeball and listen to his voice.

Dr. Dean also wants to teach you how to hypnotise yourself. He wants you to be happy and successful. You can do all of these yourself. He wants you to be self-reliant not rely on some show business hypnotist to hypnotise you to happiness and success. I'd rather hear his voice when I want to be hypnotised. He has a very pleasant and soothing voice. I don't want to hypnotise myself anyway. How do I get myself out of the hypnotic state?
I shall stop writing this post. I'm going deeper and deeper into sleep with each breath that I take. I'm going deeper and deeper into sleep with each breath that I take. Way down. I'm going deeper and deeper into sleep with each breath that I take. Way down. My eyes are getting heavier and heavier with each breath that I take. the more deeper and deeper into sleep with each breath that I take
Side 1
1. Weight Reduction, Stop Smoking, Self Confidence, Memory... {24:14}
Side 2
1. Self-Hypnosis {25:14}
Top notch shit, Grey! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteBut first of all, I'm gonna listen to this backwards & decipher the secret commands that Dr. Michael Dean gives to his listeners.
Just to make shure the good doctor doesn't want to brainwash me into some fanatic fundmentalist...
I'm too scared to listen to this backwards. Dr. Dean already has me in his trance by my listening to this the right way.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to grab me a chocolate candy (you know I love chocolates). Ahhh what's that voice in my head "so bad so vile so evil tasting". Never mind.
he'd make a pretty good jerry lewis impersonator!
ReplyDeleteAmazing shares, i have a wonderful time visiting your basement!(thanks to Baikinange from Schadenfreudian Therapy blog once again!). I am preparing an "under hypnosis" party !!!
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This record will be a precious contribution to my playlist!
Thanks.
ooh.... and i wuz thinkin' i was the only one who had this record! found it in san diego - where this lp was produced. coolest part of the album is the all seeing 3-d eye on the cover. no matter how you view it, the eye frikin' follows and looks back you! just plain creepy dude...
ReplyDeleteooh.... and i wuz thinkin' i was the only one who had this record! found it in san diego - where this lp was produced. coolest part of the album is the all seeing 3-d eye on the cover. no matter how you view it, the eye frikin' follows and looks back you! just plain creepy dude...
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