Jack Van Impe - The Great Escape!

Jack Van Impe - The Great Escape!

released on LP

Well, it is December 21, 2012 at my current location and the world is still here after all. I was starting to feel bad I didn't get this other Jack Van Impe record posted as I promised in the last post. 

On that note, we all get to celebrate that wonderful tradition X-mas. Of course, all of y'all are already celebrating it, right, as it starts usually from the evening of Thanksgiving to sometime in the early part of January. Also, the war on X-mas is over and X-mas won. All them darn secular socialists who don't like the baby Jesus are retreating into hiding while cowering their heads in shame.

Or so we thought the forces of good won the war on X-mas. Apparently, most of the media are wrong. The fantastic, full-of-integrity, fair and balanced news organization Fox News has uncovered evidence that the forces of bad are still at it and are winning. We here at the Basement, just like that knowledgeable and upstanding journalist Bill O'Reilly, loves X-mas and feel everyone should too because it's just so right. You'll never see "Happy H*******" in this blog. [See as you can tell, the word cannot be mentioned.]

There was no way in heck the world was ending on December 21, 2012. Only one person knows when the world is ending and that is none other than Mr. Van Impe. It can be pointed out that Van Impe hardly mentions a date (at least not on the records I've heard or his TV show) and therefore does not really know. He does tend to say dates every once in a blue moon and it never happens. 

Anyway on this record, Van Impe says there's a way that people do not really have to suffer through the end. He says there's a way to escape all the horrible stuff that's about to happen during the tribulation whenever that is. All one has to do is believe the same stuff that he does (and buy his movies and give money to his ministry). Okay, I was kidding about the last half of the prior sentence though I'm sure that doing those things will get one on the most likely to be raptured list if Jack Van Impe has a lot of that social capital with the Holy One.

On this record, there is no mention of the evils of this world such as movies featuring naked people, rock 'n' roll, horse racing, lesbianism, and other nice things in life. They're all discussed in the record in the last post and a few of his other records. This record offers only hard core theology Revelations style. I have little doubt that none of those things will be present in the special place people go to when they get raptured. Also there probably will not be any of those secular progressive socialist people who feel a need to declare a war on Xmas. That place where people go to get raptured will be full of Xmas trees, Xmas decorations, and Xmas parties and no one will ever utter the dreaded words "Happy H******". Only reruns of Fox and Friends along with other fine Fox News programming will be shown.

So if one wants to be saved and be on the list to be taken to the special place, one should play this record (and give money to Jack Van Impe). (Those facelifts and other forms of cosmetic surgery to keep Rexella looking radiant aren't cheap.)

Tracklisting:

Side One

1.  The Great Escape! [part one]  {24:00}

Side Two

1.  The Great Escape! [part two]  {21:32}

Jack Van Impe - Shocking Signs and the End of the Age

Jack Van Impe - Shocking Signs and the End of the Age

released on LP

The end of the world is supposedly only a few days from now. In honor of that occasion, I thought it was about time that I came back here and posted something. What could be more fitting than writing a post featuring the expert on "the end", Jack Van Impe. That prediction was not really one Jack made. They couldn't possibly be right if Jack didn't make that prediction, but I don't want to take any chances just in case those who misinterpreted the Mayan calendar, erm I mean the Mayans happen to be right.

By my count, this will be the 5th Jack Van Impe record on this blog. I guess that's a good thing I already posted 4 other of his records since the end is so close. It makes me sad that I'll never fulfill my dream of collecting all Jack Van Impe records (along with my other dreams of making lots of money, having park benches and stadiums named after me, and owning 4 mansions, 8 luxury cars, and a politician or two to write laws to help fatten my pockets and increase my power).

Sometime while I was away from this blog doing other stuff concerning real life, I learned that Jack Van Impe has a Twitter account. This makes Jack Van Impe as cool as Charlie Sheen and that dude that records shit his dad says. You can read his words of wisdom here.
Oops, I think I made a mistake. That's some other Jack Van Impe. This is the right Twitter account (I think). I'm happy that Jack Van Impe has a Twitter account before the end arrives. I'm happy that Twitter exists before it all ends. How did humankind as a civilization ever get by without Twitter?

I have another Jack Van Impe record. If you're lucky, I can have it posted before the end is here. In the meantime, enjoy this oh so uplifting record about those shocking signs Jack sees including plagues, swinging couples, witches, wizards and necromancers in Germany, horse racing, topless waitresses, LSD and meditation cults, and more.

Tracklisting:

Side One

1.  Shocking Signs and the End of the Age [part one]  {18:45}

Side Two

1.  Shocking Signs and the End of the Age [part two]  {20:11}

Bob Harrington - The Second Coming of Christ

Bob Harrington - The Second Coming of Christ

A lot of people say that Christ is coming back soon. Their claim tends to be dismissed by yours truly. It's not like they have much evidence or any evidence that he is coming back to our world. Maybe some people have insider connections with the other side who may know if and when Mr. Christ is coming and when the plan gets underway to liberate the good people from this world headed for mayhem and chaos. I haven't seen any rumors or revelations from those in the know being reported in the mainstream media including TMZ, Fox News, and the National Enquirer. I'm really not losing any sleep over the possibility of being left behind.

Then I come across this. If even the Chaplain of Bourbon Street says that the savior is returning to Earth and The Rapture is about to occur, then I urge you to better start taking things more seriously. Perhaps Christ will shut down all the strip clubs and porno theaters for Mr. Harrington. I hope that there is an apostle on staff who is an IT or computer expert to advise Christ on current technology so he can shut down the millions of Internet porno sites too. Technology has vastly expanded over the past 2000 years, ya know. He will need to be caught up quickly and have basic computer and Internet skills if he is going to take over the world. At least he should know that the Internet is not just a series of tubes. Hopefully, even with all the porno sites gone, Christ will be in favor of net neutrality.


Tracklisting:

Side 1

1. The Second Coming of Christ {21:11}

Side 2

1. The Second Coming of Christ {21:07}

Jack Van Impe - Marked for Death: Can America Survive?

Jack Van Impe - Marked for Death: Can America Survive?

Can it? Or will the evildoers destroy America? Only the holy man and "the walking Bible", Jack knows the answer.


Tracklisting:  (link may be back soon)

Side One

1. Marked for Death: Can America Survive? {20:35}

Side Two

1. Marked for Death: Can America Survive? (continued) {19:14}

Hilton Sutton - The U.S.A. in Prophecy

Hilton Sutton - The U.S.A. in Prophecy

The material here has been dubbed onto a blank cassette tape which I found at a thrift store. Hilton Sutton is an expert in Bible prophecy (There are other terms I could use to describe his line of work, but I'll stick with "expert in Bible prophecy" for congenial purposes.) Anyway, Hilton somehow found predictions of the United States in the Bible.

Before he describes the United States as a wonderful place where fundamentalist theocracy will eventually flourish, Hilton rambles about how "godless liberals" has brainwashed America's children through history textbooks that generally stick to the facts and don't include Bible verses in them and then tries to impress the listeners of his knowledge of American history. An interesting point he makes is that America lost its way in the Roaring 20s by neglecting God, so Satan caused the stock market crash on "Black Monday", November 1929 according to Mr. Sutton resulting in the Great Depression. I don't think you'll find that tidbit in any textbook. Satan has also made several attempts to take down the USA, Hilton points out. Hilton mentions that civil strife, homosexuality, witchcraft and intellectualism are tools used by Satan in his continuing attempts to stop the USA. What Hilton means by intellectualism is that there were increasing opportunities in the late 1950s to attend college where people can increase their knowledge as well as learn how to think and question assertions made by folks such as Hilton Sutton.

Hilton says that God won't solely judge the USA, the #1 Christian nation in the world (i.e. the greatest country in the world), but God will judge America along with all of the other heathen nations at the same time. However, Hilton urges Americans to take pride in their country and says that America is blessed by God. America will help usher in the tribulation and the return of Jesus by coming to the aid of Israel from attacks and igniting World War III. Not only will Jesus come back to rule, but America will certainly be a conservative Christian nation run by Republicans which undoubtedly should make Hilton Sutton a happy man.

Tracklisting:

Side 1

1. The U.S.A. in Prophecy {41:46}

Side 2

1. The U.S.A. in Prophecy continued {39:09}

Bill McKee - Year Month Day Hour The End

Bill McKee - Year Month Day Hour The End

This is a 2 LP release about the end of the human race as we know it as Jesus is coming back soon to save us from pornography, Satan worship, astrology, immorality, free thinking along with drugs, plagues, earthquakes, "phony churches" and all the other bad stuff in the world which we all know is caused by Satan. Before Jesus makes his return, some really bad stuff is going to happen which is caused by the forces of evil. However, the obedient and faithful do-gooders won't have to suffer as they will be taken off the planet by the Rapture. If only we all listen to folks like Bill McKee who knows the course of human history. For someone who is trying to warn us of our end and the error of our sinful ways, there is hardly any background info on McKee.

The only info I have on McKee is from the liner notes which appear below:

Here's the whole picture of the "END TIMES"! Beginning with the now signs, then the Rapture, what happens in heaven, the Tribulation, war in heaven, anti-Christ, Armeggedon, the fate of Russia, China, and the world, the Great White Throne Judgement, the Millenium, the new heavens and earth.
Bill McKee is a man who speaks in a refreshingly honest and dynamic way. He has a delightful sense of humor and deep christian faith and he demonstrates an authority that spells out answers to issues and needs.
Behind Bill is a long list of accomplishments and credits. He has been selected as one of the outstanding young men in America by the United States Jr. Chamber of Commerce, has authored three books and served eight years as a missionary in the Orient with Overseas Crusades. All of which have rightfully established him as a very notable speaker. But, the thing that makes Bill a "stand out" is his ability to make the scriptures come alive.

Tracklisting:  (links will be back soon)

LP1

Part 1

1. Year Month Day Hour - The End part 1 {24:58}

Part 2

1. Year Month Day Hour - The End part 2 {29:23}

LP2

Part 3

1. Year Month Day Hour - The End part 3 {29:48}

Part 4

1. Year Month Day Hour - The End part 4 {28:26}

Luke Hollandsworth - Time is Running Out

Luke Hollandsworth - Time is Running Out

I do not know anything about Luke Hollandsworth other than his beliefs as stated on this album. A glimpse at the cover reveals what is in store for the listener. Hollandsworth, at the time, was living in Tulsa, Oklahoma, according to the P.O. box on the cover and the labels on the record. From what I can tell, this album is a private press release. This was released from sometime during the early to the mid 1970s.


I was unable to find any information about Luke Hollandsworth and this album. Hardly anything turned up on the search engines. The only site that turned up that had anything about Luke is a personal site by Luke's son Robert. No biographical information about Luke is provided. There's only photos of Luke, Robert and the rest of the family. No one here in Oklahoma seems to heard of Luke Hollandsworth. I wonder what Luke is doing these days and if he still believes that "time is running out."

Tracklisting:

Side I

1. Current Events in Bible Prophecy {1:14}

2. Startling Newspaper Headlines {3:37}

3. Does God See This Generation? {4:57}

4. Ecumenical Churchanity {12:13}

Side II

1. The United States in Bible Prophecy {7:50}

2. The Setting Up of Tribulation Events {5:26}

3. The World Racing to Disaster {9:04}

4. The Greatest Event of the Ages {2:50}

Jerry Falwell - The End of the World: How Near is It?

Jerry Falwell - The End of the World: How Near is it?

Jerry Falwell is a well-known televangelist who founded his own church, Thomas Road Baptist Church and university, Lynchburg Baptist College (now called Liberty University). He also founded the Moral Majority organization who helped Ronald Reagan win election for president of the United States. He passed away last year on May 15. Jerry held far right-wing viewpoints and wasn't afraid to communicate those viewpoints such as his views that homosexuality should be condemned. He even offered his own theory why the 9/11 attacks occurred. He was also afraid of the Teletubbies who he believes that these characters would cause kids to become gay.


This particular record is an episode of Jerry's radio program, The Old Time Gospel Hour. Side One is full of musical performances by the Lynchburg Baptist College Chorale and gospel singer Doug Oldham. The songs are standard gospel fare. Side Two presents Jerry's theories on the end of the world or Apocalypse scenario. In his later years, Jerry still believed in this stuff.


Note: There is a few seconds on side two where the needle was stuck and I had to nudge it forward.

Tracklisting:

Side One

1. Opening-Congregational-LBC Chorale-Doug Oldham solo-Doug & Paula (daughter)-Doug Oldham (solo) {16:52}

Side Two

1. The End of the World: How Near is It? (message) {26:13}